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The
2006 WTF? Awards! by Ed Naha Jan 1 2007
Normally, I'd be wishing us all "peace" today.
But, with the administration putting the kibosh on that
prospect for a decade or two, I've decided to reflect
back on 2006 and present the first annual WTF? Awards.
Shot glasses at the ready? Let's go.
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Cartoon by Mark Fiore
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| Nefarious radical movement
NEW YORK - A public school
teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy
International Airport as he attempted to board a flight
while in possession
of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule
and a calculator.
At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto
Gonzales said he
believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra
movement. He did not
identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with
carrying weapons of
math instruction. "Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzales
said. "They desire
solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off
on tangents in a search
of absolute values. They use secret code names like
'x' and 'y' and refer
to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined
they belong to a common
denominator."
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush
said, "If God had wanted
us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would
have given us more
fingers and toes."
White House aides told reporters they could not recall
a more intelligent or
profound statement by the president.
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For
once they got it right!
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Just too true to be funny !
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GOP Style Politics
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Hmm - he doesn't even know where
his heart is !!!! Maybe he's just hungry?
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Click HERE to activate the missile
defense system
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If you don't laugh at this, you
are a Republican
Working people frequently ask retired
people what they do to make their days interesting. I went
to the store the other day. I was only in there for about
five minutes . When I came out there was a city cop writing
out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come
on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?" He ignored
me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a name. He glared at
me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a worse name. He finished the second ticket
and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started
writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. I didn't
care. My car was parked around the corner. This one had
an "Re-elect George Bush" bumper sticker on it.
I try to have a little fun each day
now that I'm retired. It's important at our age.
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